That is so not fair.
I meant ‘I’m’ not I and am.
You will never win.
You lost fair and square.
Clearly, I’m the winner here.
Now buy me some food.
(Source: al3x-davis)
I am only jealous
if this sandwich is turkey
with bacon and ranch.
Your first line is wrong.
Only is two syllables.
I win, ha ha ha.
(Source: al3x-davis)
Nothin’ much, homie G. What’s good?
Wow, I’m really bad at this slkdfg.
It’s a skill, talking like a brotha. Holla at some, driving past da hood. We need to get you some cornrows omfg. GANGSTA. Luuuulz. Pretty much the same! Eatin’ my sandwich. It was free, so it tastes better trololololol. Wut u dewin?
(Source: al3x-davis)
But, that is my job.
I have to show you up, Alex.
Why? Are you jealous?
No, are you jealous?
Of the sandwich that I have?
The sandwich was free.
(Source: al3x-davis)
You are a weird one.
I hope you are well aware.
But, yay for haikus.
Don’t try showing me up. Wtf bro.
(Source: al3x-davis)
Da fuq is everyone
I can’t just talk to myself
‘do you think I am?
Haikus 4 u
No rlly
where is everyone